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How many times do I have to tell you being created in a tube isn't the same thing as being born?

Believe it or not, that shirt was very popular in the 70s

If only he'd brought a second person he could have kept himself occupied by playing a game of horseshoes.

Take away the 555 homers part and you could be talking about Michael Jackson.

That's very funny

Much like a John Rocker interview, baseball is much more exiting when the players are being needled.

It only felt right that I leave one of those

More like Hasn't Paeydon, amirite?

Reiff: Looks like her Mustang ran out of gas.

eh

You must be really tough and sexy.

Hey, what's your real name? In case he were to see this and want to kick my a...er, because I want to know it. That's all. I was just curious.

That's two stories about a Cube that hasn't been interesting in decades in one day.

This is his worst diss of a Lakers player since he recorded "No Gasol-ine"

They were going to go with an entire "Lips & Assholes" theme until Aerosmith backed out of playing the 7th Inning Stretch at the last minute.

He's no stranger to a dumb, horny animal who spends his time chasing co-eds around almost ruining his life.

What do the Cleveland Browns and Joan Rivers' face have in common?

Hey, it's fitting. If Hernandez beats his case he could also end up a Lion as well.

All I think of when I think of Dayton is a bit in a Dave Attell stand-up where he says "I was in Dayton, Ohio recently. You know a fun thing to do in Dayton, Ohio? Pack up and get the fuck out of Dayton"