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Times have changed. Back in the 80's, putting a line between yourself and Dwight Gooden was how you managed to get in good graces with him.

Stephen A. Smith had no problem with the actual conversation, but the fact that it took place in the back of a Volkswagen.

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Ha!

At least we got the "poot"/"poor" debacle out of the one, which makes it almost worth it.

[dying]

I stole my brother's library card.

I make my own spray freshener. It's "Dead Hooker Scent".

I don't think I'm quite to the point where I have a Gertz-off in me yet.

No, the saying is "Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder".

Ha!

More like UweSaidYouWereDoneWithCommenting, amirite?

Ha!

I actually know Miss Lawrence, and I can tell you from conversations we've had that this type of behavior doesn't usually happen until she's watched at least 3 football games in one day.

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