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holy shit, ignore this

The authorities would have apprehended him sooner, except when they asked eyewitnesses the whereabouts of the "man in the Viking's poncho and sombrero", confusion occurred when someone attempted to get the attention of Swanson—who was standing a mere 10 feet away—by yelling "Yo, Norsé", and the police moved on.

edit: Shit, I hit reply. I meant to hit dismiss. Must be because I'm new.

This reminds me of an episode of Browns Red Zone where they had an all-female panel filling in, along with special guest Tim Couch. Things got really awkward when the same caller asked "who has the biggest bust?" and Couch broke down in tears.

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I want more people to know this album exists. He's on Flying Lotus' Brainfeeder label. It's weird as fuck, but I love it.

Hey, you got invited to participate in a Deadspin live-chat based on a history of making unfunny jokes about blow jobs. How does it feel to be in the same league as Sarah Silverman?

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I'm sure it will be changed shortly, but this is—hand to God—what it says on his Wikipedia page at the moment:

In a way, the Tyler Perry thing makes sense. Every time they set the soccer ball down for a PK, they made sure to place it on the ground so that a part of the ball that was black was set back with each attempt.

More like Uwe'rsopredictable, amirite???

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That's because Leno isn't on on Saturday nights. Your internal clock is all fucked up.

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Still, Paul Haggis holds the record for "most egregious example of a Crash leading to an undeserved victory".

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