Erica said later that she had a strange premonition that Greg was proposing to her on the scoreboard while she was in the restroom, mainly because someone had spilled a soda in front of the toilet earlier in the day and the floor was incredibly tacky.

More like Speedon'ts, amirite???

This is just the WWE getting back at Marv Albert for claiming LeBron James "choked harder than an angry Chris Benoit in a room with his son" after the Cavs got swept by the Spurs in 2007.

Meh

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It's an easy mistake to make, as Christopher Columbus has one thing in common with Ohio: their very existence led to a lot of shitty years for the Indians.

Ha!

You name your child "Leonard" and you have certain hopes and expectations.

Certainly none of the comments in those conversations were Burner accounts, but it doesn't change the fact that the one guy's very first comment was "Please die", which would have simply languished in the pink under the old system. There's no difference between a burner account and an actual account other than the 30…

More like UweNeedToFigureOutHowToPostOnce, amirite???

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Oh, that's good.

Say what you will about Kinja, it makes a great word to use in place of other words, much like "Smurf". Example: "Hey kid, you wanna see my Kinja?"

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Ha!

UPDATE, 11:30 a.m. EDT: According to assistant coach Victor Decker, Tremblay had taken a shine to kid during the game, and was actually attempting to feed him by making him eat shit. Apologies to Tremblay.

From up on my gangplank, the players looked like holograms

I call bullshit. If he'd have a press conference just to do sit-ups in his driveway, certainly he'd have another to do clean pulls in his bedroom.

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