Still, you have to give it to him. It's not everyday someone gets a second chance to be shitty with the prose.

Has anyone ran my "next of Kinja" idea by Denton? Did he like it? If he uses it, can I get paid?

Hi Jack. Growing up with a last name that contains a slang term for the word "penis" in it myself, I have to ask: what's the most creative nickname anyone ever gave you playing on that fact growing up?

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Ha!

I'm still not sure how someone managed to get the Ark Of The Covenant through the metal detectors at the front gate.

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It seems good so far, but if I may I'd like to make one suggestion that will make this totally awesome.

Night guys. I can't tell you how great it makes me feel about myself to feel the need to say "night fellas" to a bunch of people I've never met before.

I have no idea, mainly because I was already registered way before Mike's Hard Lemonade was invented.

No, but that's because we've both done it.

Joe Mande doesn't Tweet a lot, but his feed is fucking hilarious. He's amazing at humorous retweets too.

The totally innocent combo of condoms and Mike's Hard Lemonade kills me every time.

Weird, I just did "control+f" and typed in the word "suck" and it popped up way more than 3-4 times.

It's OK. Deep down, we're all Fleshbot stars.

No, that girl who did the awful "Papa Don't Preach" cover.

The guy who sang "Dancing on the Ceiling", I believe.

Guys, isn't Lionel Osbourne just the worst???

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