I had a health nut teacher in elementary school, and he had a hot nut for Slim Jims, to the point where he actually dedicated a block of class to ensuring nobody ever ate one again. What he did was bought one for everyone in the class, and then he had us squeeze it about 2 inches from the top and then run our fingers…

It's excellent straight through. If you like that song, I highly recommend the whole thing. "Please Forgive My Heart" is my favorite song on the album, but this one is a real contender.

So, I'm currently obsessed with this album.

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Well, duh. Obviously he wouldn't be sponsored by Champion.

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Ha!

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in Jeter's hair. Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air. Up ahead in the distance Jeter saw a shimmering light. His head grew heavy and his sight grew dim, he had to stop for the night. There she stood in the doorway, he heard the mission bell. Then he was thinking to…

Nice

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After announcing they were trying to get more bars in the bullpen, they received a call from Tony La Russa asking to come manage the team.

Seeing two people fight over a t-bone reminds me of when I worked craft services on The Island of Dr. Moreau and Val Kilmer and Marlon Brando happened upon the table at the same time.

See what I said to Shut_Yer_Gob.

I should clarify. We don't joke to the stories from DS on Twitter. It's a lot like a 24-hour DUAN. There's still plenty of one-liners and all that, but they alway about sports.

I seriously had an account for like 8 months and had tweeted 2 times. I was the same way. But it's really quite easy to use, it just takes the getting used to part.

I was actually eating dinner at a bar in town watching the game live when it happened. The reaction of the (probably 15) people there was priceless.

I don't even know. I just wanted to sound cool.

If you do start using it again, I go by @justinbieber