Actually, I go by the real name. Here it is.

Yeah, I'd like to say I'll stick around after we change over...but I highly doubt it. The few times I've checked Gawker since the change it's made my teeth hurt after about 30 seconds of reading the comments. Thankfully most of us have made the jump to Twitter.

What a coincidence you went with that headline considering his mother drank Smirnoff the entire time she was pregnant with him.

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This is really dumb, given her name. She'd be way better off getting a job at a kitchen somewhere in West Virginia. My uncle who lives there told me he's made a killing cooking Crystal.

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Ha!

It's James that brings out the morons.

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That's good.

Pictured: Usain & the mum brains

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Belated, but that's funny. +1

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I thought you said "better than Snow", and I was going to demand you take that back.

The fuck does Magic Johnson have to do with anything?

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Ha!