It's nice to know that, even when it comes to his musical choices, Harrison prefers hits that can cause brain damage.

Fun fact: You'll get a similar reaction shouting the same thing at Michael Moore.

Hey, it could've been worse. The last time Joe Smith thought he saw a signal that wasn't actually there, we ended up with Mormons.

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Actually, according to this article, they have more in common than both being virgins. They've both unfavorably been called lemons as well.

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Ha!

Blackberry Narcissus

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Sister Act 3G

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Well, Kirk Cameron was right. The banana really does disprove the theory of evolution.

Yeah, that performance was awesome.

So, I know just a week ago I was hyping the new Killer Mike as the best hip-hop album of 2012. I still feel that way, but the fact that just a week later there's one that's goddamn close is awesome (though not surprising, if you like El-P). Add the fact that he produced the new Killer Mike, and he may win 2012. …

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Oh, for a minute I thought Luke Scott was supposed to be MF Doom. Not because he necessarily looks like him, but because he's such a motherfucker.

Pictured: Flava Save

It seems he should have been more clear about what he meant when he said "I'll show you my boxers if you guys show me yours".

There's actually a perfectly good explanation for this misunderstanding. See, this was a different George Rodriguez he was thinking of. Also, James simply misread what he was trying to tell him by sending him a pouch of hemlock tea in the mail.