Hey, just saw this, but damn man. This sucks. Best of luck to you, and hopefully you at least pop in once in a great while if nothing else.

Hate to be "that guy" here, but you're wrong. It wouldn't be the first time a first-seed lost to the sixteenth seed, actually. Joshua Duggar lost a game of H.O.R.S.E. to Johanna just a few weeks ago.

Actually, "Stepping on 3rd Bass" is even more tricky and dangerous. First, you have to hop the counter, then circumnavigate the grills and the fryers. On top of that, I think MC Serch is pretty tall, and there's no guarantee he'll even be working that day.

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Meanwhile, safety tests on the Phish tank simply involve blaring really awful music at it for 4 hours to see if it cracks.

I know you're all going to make fun of him for this picture, but before you do I think you should all know this picture was taken on Halloween last year, when he went as the Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill.

Oh, that sucks. Troy is a steaming pile of shit of a film.

Ha! Yeah, it's right after they try to land their car on his yacht and leap literally right over top of it. And she says "That car almost hit us", and that's his reply.

Really? I agree on Pitt's comedic ability (and I agree he was great in B.A.R.), but he's been genuinely great in serious roles. See: The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford for the best example.

Would Starsky & Hutch count as a film that mixed the bro-mance/buddy cop genres too? Either way, I love that movie and I will fight someone over it.

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If he really wanted to torture them with saliva, he could have saved himself a lot of effort and just blared "Click, Click Boom" out of a boombox as they walked past.

From this day forward, this spot will be known as "The Jägermeister Area".

Adding insult to injury is the fact that the Migs coach totally has to get rid of his "VAN GO" personalized plate on his Nissan Quest.

This transition to athletes is a new step for Abdessemed, who usually sticks to honoring famous directors like Woody Allen and Roman Polanski in statutory form.

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