Ha!

Due to the fact that they miraculously managed to stay alive after getting a surprise they picked up from a Los Angeles strip club, they will be changing their league name to the Magic Johson Little League.

Off of the album Dukies.

To be honest, that typo could have been way worse. They could have accidentally called them UW Green Day.

You spelled "sexy" incorrectly.

Ah, but you see, he's obviously not a robot, because robots are incapable of getting erections.

After Police Academy 4 came out, I went to a voodoo doctor to place a death curse on a certain cast member, who I won't name here. I will say it involved me sacrificing a bobcat. The curse actually worked. The only problem is, there was some confusion due to the fact that the bobcat's owner had named him "Steve…

Pictured: Two likely candidates for Cirrhosis.

I just want to say that I heard many comments from spectators, coaches...

So what? Jay Mariotti has had all kinds of weed named after him. It's called "creeper".

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After the game, Coulier and Buck went to catch the premier of John Carter together. The next morning, Alanis Morisette had a voicemail from Coulier, who simply said "You know that line where you ask about 'going down on me in a theater? The answer is yes. Unequivocally yes."

+1

@TadBoner

+1

Goddamn, his picture of the girl with the biggest ass ever is so much better than mine.

So does this mean Gary Busey is Dirk Nowitzki's father?

Yeah, K.R.I.T. is awesome.

Oh shit yeah, Death Grips are great. They aren't terribly well known either.

God, I love that so much.