Hip-hop thread? This kid is awesome.

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WPXI Newscaster: And one final note. I'd just like to say to Deadspin's Barry Petchesky: It's "intents and purposes", not "intensive purposes". Better luck next time, buddy.

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They were actually going to call the show Mike Tyson's Punch-Out, but since "Punch" is what he calls his dick they figured that was a little too on-the-nose.

Ha!

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Seeing red, getting a concussion, and diving? Either this guy is one unlucky son of a bitch, or he just did the best "Greg Louganis at the 1988 Olympics" impression I've ever seen.

Pictured: Dikembe Mutombo trying and failing to get the crowd to join him in the choreographed dance he created to support his nephew, called the MacHarouna.

Of course she would be good at lifting. She obviously has Mangoloid-strength.

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Oh man. You used an inverted exclamation point. Those are primarily used in Spanish. Which is spoken in Spain. I would expect Sarah Palin to use those, but not you.

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Lebron actually made the switch to this accessory recently, after using the same duffel bag since high school. He decided to make the change after overhearing a drunken Guy Ritchie in Vegas, going on and on about how a rotten old bag ruined his life.

It could have been worse. The last time an arsenal fan became overly stimulated the world was subjected to the song "Wang, Dang, Sweet Poontang".

You'll just have to excuse the weird camera angle. When asked to do the filming, he was asked if he could come tape a QB, but he was under the impression they said "girl pee".