In Cowherd's defense, there's a perfectly logical explanation in regards to his lack of Preparation for the interview. That stuff is like Kryptonite to a hemorrhoid.
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It's ironic that he's quitting this job because it was ruined by Tweeting, especially since he just took a new job working right next door to the National Aviary in Pittsburgh.
Breaking out the old slogan This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions? over a before and after picture would work just as well, I'm pretty sure.
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Wouldn't calling someone a "Pre Madonna" essentially be the same as calling them a Snatch? Kind of a clever hidden burn, if you ask me.
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Weird. Susan Smith said the same thing, only about Halloween.
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Their work was much easier in 2002, when The All-American Rejects easily had the two worst swings of the year in one three minute song.
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The tattoo artist decided to sneak his own hidden message on Mr. Red, in honor of the hepatitis Christensen now has.
The "down to Chinatown" line is, I'm assuming, some sort of code. If you recall, there's a famous scene in the film Chinatown where J.J. gets his nostril completely mutilated.
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