Yep. Lebron comes off as the sympathetic one in this situation.

That picture kind of makes me want to punch him right in the face, so he certainly has the Cowherd-ly part down.

On the bright side, if anyone who ended up on his bat ever Tweets something they regret, they can always fall back on the whole "My Twitter account was hacked" excuse.

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Nope. It's because I'm always snugly holding a guy's taint, and I smell like junk.

It's nice to see that DUAN was dedicated to me tonight. I'm not saying that because of the video up top, but because it says "thank you for your continued support" in the text.

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Ha!

Using The Rock unprofessionally is why Tom Sizemore can't find work.

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The house band—"Hall & Goats"—were really good too.

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/not proud

Actually, he's been trying to pass himself off as an actor ever since he opened his failed Irish Pub/Petting Zoo before he made it in broadcasting. It was called "Lorenz O'Llamas".

Ha!

One eyewitness approached our source and told him he had a seven-second clip from his phone that showed Hamilton having sex in the stall of the men's bathroom. The station immediately refused.

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I admit, this is way better than his original post he had planned for his Facebook page, which misguidedly directed his anger at what he blamed on the birth control issue: