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Jesus...I couldn't tell, but is Sisqo still in the band?

Gotta take pride in your work, EMS. I mean, you can't tell me you've never looked at the floor of the quarter-booth at the adult video store you work at, leaned on your mop and thought "There's pretty much no jizz left on that floor. I could practically eat off of it" and smiled from ear-to-ear.

Water, because I have to be up at 6 am tomorrow you goddamn drunks!

[vomits]

If I know Bev, I'd say an ice cold Zima

Well, isn't that last part the entire point of a conjugal visit?

Hey, I don't need any of your approval to justify the fact that my own father never loved me.

Ha!

Discuss

If my prayers are answered, this will all work out for him like it did for Michael J. Fox in Teen Wolf, and he'll end up with Parkinson's.

Favre and Chesney may seem like an odd pair, but they really get along well. In fact, when you get the two of them in a room together, they barely shut up. Usually they talk about country music, being raised in the south, and argue over whether Favre has a smaller dick than Renee Zellweger.

You laugh, but he's not kidding. Bynum now knows more useless trivia about benches than everyone reading this combined.

Jizzy 48? Jesus, Short Circuit XXX is juvenile even by porn-parody standards.

H/T Ben Roethlisberger's personal stylist

Ha!

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On paper, Pittsburgh's idea really should have worked. After all, Tebow isn't going anywhere near a place where there's multiple guys in one box.

Interview-Muscle Racket was the note I left myself reminding me I had to speak to Amelie Mauresmo for a story in my local newspaper.