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Working as a stunt-double for Robert Z'dar?

Not a chance. Brian Cranston is a great actor. I'm not saying that Jaleel White isn't, but then again I guess I am.

Echoing what LO said, there's no need to worry about it. Shit, I leave probably one comment a week that I wish I could take back. We all throw up the occasional terrible comment. For example, just look at everything here:

It's like my uncle always told me growing up. He'd say "If you ever decide to molest any kids, make sure you never write about them in a book."

Fuck! Now I have to depend on my 1,783,087-11 guess in the Pittsburgh/Denver game to help me win, and I'm pretty sure I undershot that one.

OK, it's time for the defenses to tighten up on both teams. I called the final score of the game as 2-0 in my picks this week, and I really need that $50.

Ha

Meanwhile, I started the #OccupyKroeger movement to prevent Nickelback from playing the halftime show in Detroit, and nobody listened. Still, I'm fairly certain it would have worked. All it involved was leaving a copy of I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell strategically placed in Chad's dressing room just before they…

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He needs to enjoy this while he can. In a few years, he'll be lucky to find himself in any sort of pro position.

Ha!

Ha!

eh

Don't try to pin that shit on Dashiell Bennett. He hasn't been with Deadspin in over a year.

"I bet he gives good helmet"