Nice

Man, Enrico Palazzo would be so fucked.

Why would a site revolving around fat hermaphrodites have reported this?

Yeah, that's really good.

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Ha!

I was this enthusiastic about cured meat once, but that was after I cleared up my case of syphilis in college.

"Seven and three-fifths"

From Russian spy to Maxim covergirl

More like Eddie Money Sparkles.

"Where's the Beef?"

Why do you think my parents drink?

UweBollocks is the reason his parents drink, and because of that he sometimes breaks down in tears in front of his coworkers.

Hive-mind? Get the fuck out of here. How long did it take you to decide between that and "sheeple"?

And they're yellow as shit from decades of smoking fermented camel dung.

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Ha!

Awesome. Just fucking awesome.

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