God damn, I love this movie so much.

My 5-year-old pushes her brother off a trampoline

I'm assuming the reason you haven't collected all of the derp photos of Dan Shaughnessy for this feature is because it would use up the internet's entire bandwidth.

I didn't have time to shower, just threw on my dirty clothes and sprayed an ungodly amount of Axe on myself.

Roadhouse?

I saw a pack of Hanes underwear at the store the other day, and their current worth is around $20. So hey, say what you will about the guy, at least his last name isn't misleading.

Weird. I always assumed when he talked about "blood spinning" he was talking about riding a stationary bicycle wearing nothing but red clothing.

+1

O'Neal is no stranger to the feeling of being surprised by something green and prickly coming from a dick. After all, he is dating a former Flavor of Love contestant.

Awesome

Technically the same thing.

Yes, but there are no winners in that game, Steve_U. None at all.

I'm bringing my score down, but I'm off work in ten minutes and I just started a game. There's no way I'm going to do well if I rush myself.

Then I advise you not to click that link.

Yes, but I didn't go so far as to say something really silly like "Since I know all of you are wearing pants right now" at least.

Have fun with this one. Getting a hole-in-one is the greatest feeling ever.

Oh, I've wasted a lot of my companies money on sporcle.

Insanely Addictive Work-Productivity Killers pt. 2

Burger King Open Interviews An Exquisite Juggalo Exhibition

Slop obviously isn't slang for "homosexuals" or "Jewish people"