I love this song so much, but it's literally the only thing these guys have ever done as far as I know. At least it was a few months ago, and this song is almost two years old.

If you're suggesting I become a necrophiliac, I'm way ahead of you.

JERRY SANDUSKY'S PREFERRED DATING AGE=X!!1!!!1!!!

No, no, no. I said +1, not -1.

YOU SONOFABITCH! THAT'S MY GO-TO VIDEO!

Nah, I was just looking for a cheap excuse for a lot of "+1"'s, but you let me down, BronzeHammer. You've all let me down tonight.

Hey DUAN, math question. I'm helping my cousin with his math homework (he's in 1st grade) and I'm completely stuck on a problem. Any help would be appreciated. Here's the problem:

Oh, I wasn't coming down on you. I figured you just missed it. And yes, Bayless is a cock.

Rappers like Lil Wayne (three times), Wale, Fabolous, Nelly, LLCoolJ, Common, Bow Wow and Joe Budden as well as athletes Chris Bosh, Ryan Clark and Chad Ochocinco have come on the show specifically to debate Skip. Tim Tebow called the show a few weeks ago because he wanted to chat with Skip.

I can't believe that "I have a star, and I once had a reply from AJ Daulerio in a live-chat" didn't make the list. I can tell you from experience, that will never get you laid though. These prudish girls, acting like they don't know what the term "starred-commenter" means, and asking why I'm staring at them with…

If caught, the thief faces up to 10 years in prison for Armory Robbery.

Ha!

Addicting as fuck, DUAN

In all fairness, I'm guessing nobody who works for ESPN gets Versus.

Segway™: Eat Shit

Yeah, it's a good show. It's good, pulpy fun.

/gives high-five

MERRY CHRISTMAS?? HARDLY KNEW IT, AMIRITE??!!??!1!!!!!1!

/flirts with EMS by rubbing animal crackers on him