Ha!

There's actually some good movies on the list, including The Basketball Diaries and Mala Noche, films that have no business being associated with something so loathsome.

I know. This is incredibly sad.

Slapping Sound Shots

I hate to admit it, but I became really intrigued when I learned that ESPN films was producing a "gritty reboot" of Deliverance. I wondered how they could possibly make it grittier than the original. However, I looked at the cast list, and it all made sense. Here it is:

Man, that's so embarrassing.

#BOOMROASTED!!!

+1!!!!

And 1994-2009

Oh yeah? How about last year, when my dad gave me 10 gallons of pig fat. When I asked "What is this?", he said "Bulk lard".

adding And Child Rape

Are there any particular teams or players that you're really looking forward to playing against?:

Really good

+1

+1

If Humphries is anything like my dad, this actually won't be much of a problem for him. Shit, my old man became dependent on booze after his divorce.

+1

My husky, basically she's a hot girl, man.

That's no excuse. I have to pick bananas all day, and I still have time to comment before my boss sees me and breaks one of my fingers.