He should have realized he was being set-up when he was told to meet outside of the "Steak n' Shakedown" on route 6 to make the deal, followed by snickering on the other end of the line.

I still say there's life left in my "Virtual Mole" idea, which makes you look like Enrique Iglesias circa 2000.

Yet I can't get the bank to give me a loan to start my idea for a business, The Virtual Pole, a strip club featuring nothing but projection screens with Hentai strippers.

Ooooh, I'll have to check with the judges. I'm pretty sure any comment "during DUAN"* is automatically disqualified.

But wouldn't Coulter's photo satisfy the "Ann" and the "He" requirements?

Ha!

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Fun fact: no takesies backsies was the original name for Ron Kovic's Born On The 4th of July.

I meant my priest, actually.

Ha

While my father is indeed a huge sports fan, this still doesn't help me figure out what to get him for Christmas.

I don't feel sorry for him. If he really wanted to avoid a DUI, he could have just used a different, safer method of travel. Like this.

I like this

Due to an unfortunate typo in the ad for the tryouts, Tony Kornheiser simply sent this picture in as his qualifications for the job. The typo read "Molesty /ascot"

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Nine Miles On Three Wheels

More like Ndamukong Smh, amirite?

Oooof.

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