Country Music: Where Terrible Late-90's Musicians Go To Die

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Cockllateral

Rain Men

Interview With The Vampire From Out Magazine

If this fails, Cruise is hoping he can get Victoria to reunite The Spice Girls, including him as the sixth member, Shorty Spice.

Missionary: Impossible

So what? Brett Favre was being pickselated well before Tebow was even in high school.

Until the new Roots came out, this was easily my favorite hip-hop album this year

Once you hit 200 followers, you get inducted into the Commenter Hall Of Fame. Which is why I say IronMikeGallego is the Pete Rose of Deadspin.

Ha!

I got a notification, and I didn't even have to check to see it it was you. I could just feel the Stir of Echoes.

/throws shit against the wall in protest

HEY! YOU ADDED FOOTLOOSE AFTER MY COMMENT!!! NOW I LOOK STUPID!!! YOU'RE DEAD TO ME, BRILL! YOU HEAR ME? DEAD TO ME!!!

What can I say? I really liked Hollow Man.

These are all great ideas, but I currently have Kevin Bacon bound and gagged in my trunk, and what the fuck am I supposed to do with him?

I like it.

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I'm not even making a joke here. This is a real thing, and it is fantastic. It's an awful horror film, and I only rented it because it said "Starring John Rocker" on the case. It's as hilariously awful as you might expect.