go back out in the kitchen and fix the I-Man a tasty snack.

The link wasn't working, so I typed it in myself. Only I accidentally typed in twitter.com/@jasonbiggs, which took me to a page full of Tweets reaffirming that the account-holder was, in fact, still alive.

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Pictured: Todd Haley, showing you his "bro-face"

When asked how he felt about his employment being terminated, Haley replied "Now I know how all of my unwanted pregnancies must have felt"

"Singer/Songwriter of 'Walking In Memphis'...Christopher Reeves"

"Head Coach of the Memphis Grizzlies...Timothy Treadwell"

Pictured: Rushin' Strongman

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Jerry Jones: "Time for your eye exam. Okay Jason, now I just want you to cover one eye and read the chart to me"

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"A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends."

(whitens asshole)

Jesus, IMG. That comment was almost as bad as Live Free Or Die Hard, which was directed by Len Wiseman.

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Husband: Hey buddy...what are you doing naked on my porch?

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