It's unfortunate that the ability to have sex in a public restroom without having your face plastered all over the news is going the way of the Buffalo.

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I just realized how "Ohio-specific" this comment was, so -1 Uwe. -1

Weird. When John Madden was given the Pete Rozelle Radio-Television Award, the password for his conference call was "Frickers".

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Yes but it's also -1 worthy, because I now have that song stuck in my head.

Yeah, I've seen quite a few interviews with her, and she comes across exactly like that, which is something I find really endearing.

I had no idea Ellen Barkin had a Twitter account, but I just followed her. I really like her.

I'm fairly certain Deep Blue Something accomplished that feat fifteen years ago.

That's great. I actually thought I was already following him, but found out I wasn't because of this, which I've since fixed.

That's cool. I believe you.

So wait...does this mean you have a Twitter account?

This is—-no joke—-my least favorite song in the history of music.

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This is hilarious.

I blame it on youthful inexperience that the red flag wasn't raised when Sandusky offered him a shot by asking if he wanted to "slob his Knob Creek".

Ha!

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