Getting A Second Job As A Mall Santa Just To Pay The Water Bill With Muscles

HA!

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Awesome

She also gets to keep 70 percent of his trademark phrase "Hulkamania". The judge decreed she gets the letters ""h,u,l,a,m,a and n", leaving Hogan only with "kia", which is fitting since that's also what he'll be driving from now on.

I've heard of the milk/soda combo—which is gross—but the fact that it was flavored creamer takes it one step further. Blech.

The Udder Boleyn Girl

Con Heifer

Manure On Fire

Hey, if it's what the people are demanding, who are they to say no?

The Holstein Nine Yards

He was in a Carhartt coat and he was shaking so badly from what I assume to be DT's that he almost spilled his drink on himself when he took a sip. But I guess he could be a secret genius.

The kind of people who have 60 cents to buy it. It's OK, I wouldn't expect you to understand.

Well, actually...I realized a few minutes afterward that I had you confused with Charlie Weis' Fupa. But I'm sure you're fantastic.

No, but I did think to myself "Man, that is the worst fucking thing I've ever laid eyes on.".

It's also what I get for living in Ohio. Plus 7-11 has that whole "shirt & shoes" rule that keeps me from being able to frequent their establishments.

Ha!

So I'll post this here, even though I put something about it on Twitter earlier, because it just blows my fucking mind. Every morning I stop at a Circle K before work for my morning coffee. For those who don't have a Circle K, they have a thing called a Polar Pop. It's a huge cup of pop, and it costs like 60 cents…

So first you make fun of him, then you praise him and support his charity? Make up your mind and quit flip-flopping, you twitwaffler.