+1

+1

Wow, I was confused when I first read this, because I use the term "defrosting the lobster" as a euphemism for sex. Of course, I always forget that not everyone has a dick with claws like I do.

That is so good.

I was under the impression it was Eskimo kisses, but I've been huffing paint thinner all morning, and I went to Bowling Green State University, so what the fuck do I know?

Ha

Nice

It's cool dude. I don't think you were flat-out being an asshole or anything. Like I said above, if you didn't like the way it was written, that's fine. And I figured that was your main issue with the piece in the first place. It just didn't come out that way. No biggie. It's hard to really convey things in a…

Mr. PointToYes. Or is it OK if I call you Sainz?

And you are aware that you completely missed the point of what I was saying? I did read the story. The OP's main complaint was that Deadspin was running a story on an Ivy League football game. Go ahead, reread what he wrote. I'll wait right here.

Love the Walkmen

Here's one for you Echo, since you prefer indie rock. This whole album is fucking awesome.

I made it all of 34 seconds.

I said "music thread", not "sound that follows any Phintasic 'joke' thread". Learn to read.

I think the guy, whoever it is, is pretty handsome.

Music? Music.

ITS NOT A BASSMENT ITS A CRAWSPACE, DUMMY!!1!!!!1

/checks Deadspin

I'm a fucking sucker for anything cinnamon based. If it weren't for the fact I hate you so much, I'd try them. As it stands, I'm going to buy some Triscuts and a shaker of cinnamon to make my own, just so you never get to see them again.

The 100 pigs will all be given to his village, Leauva, and are reportedly worth about $2,500 USD.