It's a common mistake. I'm working from my cold home today, wearing a blanket cape. That does not make me a superhero.

No matter how hard you try not to be trendy, someone else will look at you, and go "I like that look" and thus you are hip.

True. They're not even highlighting my favorite look - plaid on plaid violence: when my SO wears a plaid jacket on top of a plaid shirt. The jacket used to belong to my grandfather so I guess Grandaddy is a stone cold hipster, R.I.P.

I read this entire article, these are my takeways:

That's the thing about choosing not be fashionable... eventually, a trend catches up to you, and you wind up looking like everyone else, intentional or not.

Yes, guys are growing fuller beards and wearing plaid and sweaters as a nod to timely fashion icon, Paul Bunyon. Or maybe, you know, because winter is coming...

My best friend has looked like this my entire ever knowing him and he kind of prides himself on not being fashionable. He texted me after this went viral confused as fuck and all I could do was laugh.

I LOL'd so hard at this. I'm glad I'm alone in my office.

I'M NOT A GIRL, NOT YET A WOMAN?

Yeah, it is weird where they cut it off.

I watched the ad twice and... It feels almost too vague to be helpful. Sure, the vagueness is a placeholder for all the scenarios that could occur but how do you ask a population to step in when they don't know what it looks like when they should? Maybe this is more of an encouragement to "Be A Hero" than anything…

Pictured: The Cameron family home.

@diplo should we do something about your tiny penis while we're at it hm

SO MANY THINGS IN THIS DIRT BAG.

So getting kicked in the balls is similar, men trying to masturbate a woman. Good to know.

Ahh, "experience". The universal palliative for underpaying or not paying people.