(Full disclosure: Grimes and I know each other, and worked for the same newspaper at different times.)

You know, it's amazing: I went to a top-tier, high-pressure college with no Greek life (school policy; it was banned) and yet somehow we managed to relax on weekends, spend time with our friends, socialize and preserve our mental health just fine.

"But I did realize one thing: these "social experiment" clips have to stop before someone gets hurt."

Term limits! I'm far from an originalist on our government and its founding documents, but I do think that the original thinking that being a congressperson was NOT to be someone's profession is incredibly important. Initially congress was only to meet a couple months/year. Now that we're 300 million people and a…

Nazi Minaj.

Yeah, I immediately thought of the climate change "debate." We have got to stop legitimizing hysterical, ignorant fools.

In case any of the victims of the crimes I committed to go to prison are reading this, allow me to apologize and assure you that I am not ignorant of the damage I caused. I've been robbed myself; I know it is scary. You could not have known how unwilling I was to hurt anyone and it pains me to think that I even scared…

Not gonna do much for women stuck working in sweatshops, tho

Spot on. Democrats are such fucking morons. They let election after election get dictated and framed exactly how the republicans like. They wind up campaigning to show the voting public that they're a better republican than the actual republican. They only manage to not lose when turnout makes it a statistical…

Another home run, Jia. Jezebel is lucky to have you. Please don't leave.

Oh great... another over-hyped album from an overrated dance spasm robot.

Is it just me or are white women's fetishization of Lupita taking a creepy, subtly racist condescending tone? I know you guys adore her but chill the fuck out...

someone who goes by Billy should not say the F-word. In a headline.

If you're a strong woman and your man likes that, then he's a real man.

Okay, that's fine—my mistake. I don't think it's crazy that I thought that, considering the wording.

....You'll shoot your friend? Is that what you're saying?

Agreed.

I'm kind of stuck on the fact that she shot her friend in the stomach. No Remy Ma for me.

It would seem so. Kind of shady to put it all the way at the end like that.