Am I still calling it a fetus? Not me, sweetie, it's the dictionary that calls an unborn mammalian offspring a fetus from the embryonic stage until birth.

Another troll - JackfuckingBauer. They come out like rats at the first whiff of garbage.

I was going to say, police forensics is an amazing field, because if I found a headless body, I would just assume the cause of death was, you know, not having a head. But apparently the police can tell it wasn't having his head chopped off that killed him. I'm really not being sarcastic, because I don't know the…

I'm pretty sure if someone went through the effort of mugging me and I handed over my flip phone from 2009, they would shoot me out of sheer annoyance.

Man, woman, child, whomever: if you're being robbed, just give the robber what they want. Your life is worth so much more than whatever object the robber wants. It may not be fair, but safety is a personal responsibility.

We need to keep on the telecoms and phone manufacturers about kill switches. You won't lose your phone if a mugger knows it'll be dead 30 minutes after he takes it.

I read it first as "defecations," so good edit.

Ooh, fun! OK I have a good one. So, when I was in college, my brother was working for Al Franken. Franken was touring with Dar Williams to support his new PAC, and she happens to be the reason I started playing music when I was a pre-teen. In college, I was a performing musician, so my brother got my backstage tickets…

I'd love to be shocked, but as I am a black woman and people treat their dogs better than we are treated, I'm not surprised.

Ya I am confused how does knocking on a door = breaking in. Isn't that the opposite of breaking in?

"Ms. McBride could have thought she was breaking into her marijuana supplier's house" when she was shot on the porch, the defense attorney claimed during pre-trial.

America has always been open-season on black people. But if you ever want to do something about these assholes with guns, just organize and publicize gun sales to black folks. We'll have nationwide gun control within a week.

My friend works in entertainment and I covered her job while she was on vacation. I talked to Henry Winkler, Sharon Osborne, and the original Daisy Duke on the phone (total sweetheart). Henry Winkler was the NICEST guy ever, but I expected that.

Now the memories are breaking loose:

Umm, I've met a bunch of guys from punk bands at one time or another, but the absolute coolest was Ken Casey of the Dropkick Murphys. I was at a gig with my wife and a friend. My wife is disabled, and the accessible seating area in this particular venue was up on that balcony, which wasn't open to the general public…

1. I delivered Domino's pizza backstage to Guns 'n' Roses when they played the Raymond Theatre in Pasadena. They tipped me 32 cents (no, I wasn't late).

I live in Albuquerque, so there were tons of Breaking Bad sightings. For example, I saw Anna Gunn at the grocery store and almost ran right in to her. However, I've got a good one for this thread. I sat near Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul, and R.J. Mitte at a Weird Al Concert.

From my understanding is that the teabags left in sun tea harbor bacteria, and can create a nice environment for them to grow. The only reason I knew this was because my OB/Gyn gave me a very specific warning not to drink sun tea while pregnant since it can breed listeria.

I think the problem is that while tap water is never sterile, sun tea contributes to exacerbating the existing minor ickies by encouraging growth. It's a really nice warm, wet environment with tea to feed on. Maybe? That's my guess. You're right, the Snopes article isn't very clear on the risk right out of the tap…

Some of those cross over into non-lame territory...