Also, i grew up in the same town as Justin Bieber. My old friend from high school grew up with him, knows his parents well and went to the same church. When Bieber made it big he swore that he was a good, talented Christian boy whose head was in the right place. We know how that turned out.

I was with an old roommate about 7-8 years ago and saw Christopher Walkin sitting alone in a Chinese restaurant in Chinatown in toronto. We got into a big discussion whether to speak to him or not (place was pretty empty, I thought it would be ok to go say hello, he didn't). We ended up leaving him alone but it was…

I gave Kyle MachLachlan (Twin Peaks) the number for a cab company during the Superbowl in Detroit. Also walked past Scarlett Johansson while leaving a bar in Albuquerque on Halloween.

I went to school with Santa from Elf's real life son. He was at my prom. I actually knew his son fairly well, mostly because it was a very small boarding type school.

(He being Ed Asner, he was also the boss on the Mary Tyler Moore show but that reference goes over most people's heads).

My mom once told off Dionne Warwick.

My sister was working at the drinks tent at Taste of Chicago one year and refused to serve Wesley Snipes before everyone else in line. He tried the big "I'm Wesley Snipes" and she told him she knew who he was and didn't care. She then told him to go to the back of the line.

I know! I love Pam Grier, but something about her cladding her glorious body in Sears dralls makes me love her even more.

i was on the same flight as James Carville, don't know if it counts

OK, mine is that I met Mr. T in a Howard Johnson's restaurant in Burlington, New York at 1:15AM because the bars had closed at 1, and I couldn't sleep. Got his autograph on the paper placemat.

Paul McCartney asked me how my day was going. I froze up and somehow was able to mutter "ummmm pretty good, Paul McCartney..."

- Edward James Olmos - before Battlestar Galactica. He was really nice, and seemed a bit surprised when I told him that I watched 'American Family' and loved it

My two! I used to waitress in Malibu at a restaurant that I shall not name. I always messed up on the computer ordering system, so I was never allowed to wait on "A Listers", bur one night ran for someone else's table and served Barbara Streisand a Chimay. Also, the lead singer of Modern English bummed a cigarette off…

When I lived in Toronto, a couple friends were visiting and I went out with them but had to go home early due to an exam the next day. When they went back to their hotel, they ran into Dave Foley and Tom Green in the lobby and ended up going to an all-night diner with them. My friend has a picture with Dave Foley…

Since we're talking about Flight of the Conchords, I'm friends with one of the roller skating girls in "Ladies of the World."

I have 3:

I was within 2 feet of Patrick Swayze at Mall of America, although I didn't know who it as until later (couldn't see him, just trying to get out of the crowd).

I sat through three beers of being talked at by Jello Biafra.

When I saw Wicked on Broadway, Tom Cruise was in the audience, too! I'm so lame, it made my month. The funniest part was that when I got home, I told my roommate, "Guess what! We saw someone famous in the audience!" To which she replied, "How famous? Like, *Tom Cruise* famous?" Yes, as it happens, just about as famous…

Second-hand: a friend of mine was babysat by Courtney Love in the late 80s, and another friend of mine house-sat for some friends of Russell Crowe, who then gave her a digital camera he wasn't using. First-hand: I sold two XL argyle sweaters to George Lopez when I worked at a haberdasher. I narrowly missed helping the…

Oh the joys of working in the food service industry: