Can you believe she shoplifted the dress *and* the car *and* posted it on her Facebook?

I sold Pam Grier (aka Foxy Brown) underwear when I worked at Sears. I saw Venus and Serena on a flight to Atlanta. And I saw the chick who played Felicity leaving a Duane Reade. Lame claims, indeed - but Ms. Grier was really nice.

It wasn't even like close enough to when that happened to be relevant. It was years after. My claims to fame are super lame.

or.......

I saw Nicky Hilton go into a Taco Bell with that guy that once called Lindsay Lohan "fire crotch."

Any link to FOTC is not lame :-)

I once saw Columbo on a corner at a car repair shop. My only other celeb encounters were even less famous. For instance, I was completely star struck once when my flight was delayed in Chicago and the airline put us up in a hotel and as all the passengers boarded shuttles to the hotel I discovered that one of the…

Bring it, commentariat.

I REALLY like "Foil."

This one is pretty great, even though "Tacky" has been the best one for me so far.

I love and support both Rebecca Rose and Weird Al. Because both are as awesome as tacos, which is really hard to do because few things are as awesome as tacos. Mark Shrayber, for example, is only as awesome as empanadas (sorry Mark).

"Thousands of women like Misty suffer every day, living in homes without detachable shower heads. Without suitable home appliances to substitute for a proper sex toy, women like Misty are forced to rely on their own hands for sexual release, often resulting in wrist sprains and sore arms. Won't you please help Misty…

- Erin Gloria Ryan

HOAs are literally the worst, but an uptight city ordinance regarding grass is a close second. Xeriscaping should be the standard, not universal grass lawns.

Could be interesting to look at. As other commenters have pointed out, the system I proposed is essentially exactly how it works in many Spanish-speaking countries, except that under that system women pass down their father's names and not their mother's.

I love this site and you're part of the reason why.

THIS IS HER MOTHER. But no, they try to be liberal and PC but they also apparently spend all of their vacations in conflict zones/impoverished areas. Not even as service trips, just as rich white people enjoying 'the culture' aka slavery.

Better than sending him a spreadsheet, though.

I knew he shouldn't have listened to Juicy J!

If your pussy is at risk of falling out of anything, you should see a doctor.