If it makes you feel any better, I got the joke.

I read the headline and thought "sounds about right".

Is it just me, or is Weird Al the thing that is making this week almost somewhat bearable?

I'll be in my bunk.

Forgive me while I don't give a fuuuuuuuucccckkk.

Oh, I've tried it, and it's awesome. As a woman working in the male dominated field of real estate development and construction, IDGAF either becomes your mantra, or you don't make it.

"I don't fucking care if you like it."

Hey there, haters. You gotta look at it from their perspective.

You beat me to it. Not many opportunities to reference Drambuie.......anywhere.

It's just misanthropic, faux-"edginess" with nothing of value to say.

It is called American Horror Story, indicating it belongs to a genre not known for care and sensitivity. Also, slavery is a horror story and the treatment of the mentally ill and mentally disabled until very recently was also a horror story.

Oh I thought this was from a letter from my mom.

Yeah but she's not with him, so clearly she's not in the WORST kind of hell.

The heart wants what the heart wants.

And she was holding onto his leg and preventing him from moving. Fight/flight/freeze shit happens when someone grabs your leg and your crotch. Not fun to see him hit her, but physical reactions to sexual assault happen and it's not fun to see her grab his crotch and hold his leg either.

I give Tim McGraw a pass, because if someone reached up and grabbed — or even tried to grab — my crotch-area I would do way worse than slap them. Instinctually.

At first I laughed. Then I cried when I realized this is surely the name of a popular porn franchise.

as he says on Dlisted, "typo and it stays".

Aren't the vast majority of attacks on women carried out by men known to them, usually in intimate settings? I mean, I understand that it's scarier for a woman to walk around alone than for a man to (although I think that may be more a result of societal conditioning than any significant improvement in safety by dint…

So every time you bump your wrist into something, your bracelet calls your mom and the police? Great. This is a bad idea for anyone who is absent minded and clumsy.