So, it wasn't just me... Like, is homie telling us their secrets? Get it together, folks.

You should have just bought your own nitrous balloon in a Dead show parking lot for $3.

For real though. "What law did I break?" "The law that says you can't break laws."

I just listened. I thought I was unhappy earlier today because I'm sick. I now know that I am truly unhappy.

That... was amazing. Thanks for the link.

Yep, the few teenagers and graduates working side by side is what I've experienced and seen.

So as a person who admittedly took part in this kind of teasing, do you have any thoughts on what would stop this? I get that kids will tease each other (I was teased a lot in school). But SHIT. This stuff goes beyond anything I experienced getting picked on. I see studies that show young kids are more and more…

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I, too, feel nostalgic for American Gladiator after watching this.

I know, right? So sad. At least nowadays they make the non-wet-looking gel.

Of course it's okay. We're talking about a 9-year-old, not a 4-year-old.

What's really upsetting about this story is that it's happening at the same time as reproductive rights restrictions. So: Don't have an abortion, don't have access to birth control, but once you have that kid, child care? You're on your own.

Is she really that popular, because I've never heard of herbivore.

true. It's awesome and important that he's always been so outspoken about being raised by a single and YOUNG mother (another family iteration that conservatives especially love to bully). I remember when the dissaproving news shitstorm started about Bristol Palin's pregnancy that he basically told everyone to shut up,…

"I have no fucking idea what it even means." Classic MPDG. Just classic.

... And to know that the Vice President was shaming you & your mom through a fictional TV character is the icing on the Twinkie. I mean, jeezus, Dan! Murphy Brown isn't real! *headdesk*