BTW that Murphy Brown/Dan Quayle shitshow is scorched into my memory, too.

"Thanks, Obama!"

They probably should have focused less on all that traditional family abstinence blah blah bullshit in my school and more on information I actually could have used in my life like how you can't pawn your socks for beer money.

Kids these days...

Thanks for the new Kinja handle!

I think I became aware of the Chicago Bulls and bowl cuts right around the same time, so I thought they were actually Bull cuts and somehow related to the basketball team. I don't think I learned it was "bowl" cut until I was in my 20's.

I have to gel the poor kid's hair everyday now so he doesn't go to school looking like that.

This has got to be the ugliest couch on the ugliest rug with the ugliest wall color in the background. I love that the fashion industry's idea of normal is so depressing and tattered looking. Oh the plebs! They have such a banal existence!

What I got from this story is that the haircut I nearly killed the hairdresser for giving to my poor son is now high fashion. I will let him know.

Dodgson! Dodgson! We got Dodgson here!

I always hated that dude.

Eh, I see personality quizzes the same way I see astrology: meaningless, but fun.

In my day, it was considered ill-mannered to wear a white woman after Labor Day...

But not really... Because she'll likely lie about it to get attentions because reasons.

"Good for her" is not where I would go with this.

Husband proposed to me in a McDonald's parking lot, on my birthday, by tossing the ring box at me and saying, "Well, you might as well wear it now." And then we went in and got Quarter Pounders and fries.

I'm pretty sure Mayor McCheese is the only one in McDonaldland with the authority to officiate weddings.

"Have I told you the one about my penis? Oh, never mind, it's too long,"

Hahahaha