Flag: Got an abortion.
Penalty: Ten yards!

lol If you put abortions on replay there will just double abortions >.> Replay isn't a mulligan. Good script work there!

Right. And Jezebel held signs in their front windows and we all chanted about the horrible, horrible things happening in India.

*Brushes hands off*

Hey, it's not like none of us do anything to help. I changed my Facebook status to raise awareness about the India rape problem.

God, don't bring Christ into this.

But ultimately they will remain fetuses, transparent and glowing with the orb's light.

Jesus, this is weak even by 4Chan's standards.

This isn't actually about the internet though. It basically boils down to saying that richer people tend to have a different standard of beauty than poorer people, which makes more sense than saying it's the internet's fault. The people with more Internet access also have more access to TV, movies, magazines, and…

I lived with a few people who dealt pot and they were all my best roommates. When I used to actually smoke, one girl even told me to help myself to her stash and leave the money on her bed. She was so kind and trusting!

Women who want to be bishops remind me of Log Cabin Republicans in their burning desire to ingratiate themselves to an institution that hates them.

Well to be fair to the actors, television is the new medium in high quality. Movies just aren't as good anymore, I guess. Last film that really blew my mind was Her.

I promise, I was using "free-spirited" sarcastically to make fun of people who make excuses for being inconsiderate! I'm not making excuses for my behavior; I'm the worst roommate ever. Well, second-worst.

By common area, do you mean "common area of the dorm" or "common area of the body?" If the former, then no. If the latter, then yes.

I'm so glad that 9/11 story won!

I'm sure alcohol thought you were a great roommate!

Oh please. I was everyone's 'worst roommate ever.'

Because people don't understand HOW THE FUCK insurance works. The employee is paying premiums, so just because birth control does not have a copay does not make it FREE. It is covered by your premiums (YOU PAID FOR IT! WOW!). Employer contributions to health insurance could arguably contribute to part of your pay for…

I always thought middle age started in your mid-30s. Huh. And here I thought I had conquered it, when I still haven't even faced it. :/ Where's the vodka?