I fully expect that case to make it to the Supreme Court as well, but based more around debating the constitutionality of the 'gang-affiliation profit' law. This case seems like it'd reach much further in its implications, basically just by looking at the inverse of what Scalia is arguing. If all it takes to move…

Wait, are those 2 black dudes sympathizing in righteous indignation, or 2 renegade cops about to take matters into their own hands?

The National Association of Police Organizations immediately released a statement critical of Mr. Jefferies' display and called on him to a pass a resolution condemning his own actions.

Have we collectively made the "I hope Karma comes back and bites him in the ass" joke yet? We have? Thank you, carry on.

Sorry, but if this case gets upheld, its application is going to be a lot less 'punishing misogynistic rap lyrics' and more 'prosecutors running hog wild over any black man that ever mentioned shooting a gun on a mixtape.'

"Ok, I just ordered pizza.. how many consecutive days have I been wearing this shirt? Have I been wearing it long enough that the pizza guy would remember it from last time?! I better chang.. oh shit, he's here. Same shirt it is. Now where are my pants?"

You really think Jay Z and Beyonce are gonna ride with Kim instead of Kanye if it comes to picking sides?

Socrates included wine at his Symposium, but he did not get drunk.

Well the police chief is appointed by the mayor, and last election in Ferguson the mayor ran unopposed, so I'm not sure voting makes a difference one way or the other there.

If that's the case, then I'll have to defer to the quoted anonymous source:

Seriously. I mean, she got together with him after his performance in fucking Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I'm pretty sure she's immune to secondhand embarrassment

Mast-her-bation?

Yes. Nothing says class, refinement, and formality like using the internet acronym 'IMHO' to indicate that the opinion you are expressing is indeed your opinion.

Take heart young female artists! You may be shunned, pitied, and broke the entire time you're alive, but just think how rewarding it will be that after you're dead, people with obscene amounts of money will absentmindedly trade upon your reputation to engage in financial pissing matches like investing in so many hog…

Tonight, on How to Get Away With Murder:

Shouldn't this be filed to: How To Get Away With Murder?

Yoga Bird, YamD?

I'm trying to find the bio I read it in, but coming up empty. It was one of the reputable histories of the Beatles, not some hack job, so I took it to heart. It also directly preceded his withdrawal from heroin and 'Peace' phase, so it makes sense as an 'outburst - atonement' pattern.

Yeah, he was always very ready to admit that the line "I used to be cruel to my woman, I beat her" line was autobiographical.