See? The dreaded spectre of the 'nice guy' has already reared it's head.

Well, yeah. That and the fact that it just pushes the narrative that we as a society don't need to worry about not preying on women in the first place, just focus on 'protecting' them more. Hence the cynicism.

I'm maybe more than a little cynical, but the move this PSA is promoting seems like the exact move some PUA, predator douchebag would recommend. "Show her your not like those 'creepy' guys. Pretend to take an interest in her safety, it'll be easier to get her alone."

I'm just a little confused, 'cause the subtext on that quote kinda makes it seem like he's thinking about stealing children.

I always thought Diplos were just for kids too dumb to not swallow actual Legos..

Wait, what's that now? A "news" magazine that hasn't been relevant in over a century is joining forces with the evil twin of bbs "culture" that we keep chained up in the attic? And they're both attempting to troll people with an irrelevant trend piece? And no one gives a shit about it apart from themselves? Ok,…

Plus, this is a crisis situation we're talking about. There's possibly already a physical altercations taking place, people are jumpy, nerves are high.. most people probably aren't going to have the composure necessary to effectively aim at such a small target as testicles.

I will pay $10,000 for unretouched pictures of those curtains. I'm redecorating my guest bedroom, and want an unbiased example photo to show my live-in seamstress.

But there's literally thousands of examples of musicians working apart from or around the dominant music industry, reaching an audience and making a good living doing what they want, while retaining complete control over their image, as well as their autonomy and integrity. But I guess in this case someone wants to…

That is not even close to an excuse. If Apple released an ad loaded with Nazi imagery, and a few days after it dropped, Tim Cook held a press conference and basically said, "Hey man, I don't even know about half the shit that goes on around here," everyone would just let it slide? Your name is your name. If you…

"Ok, now that we've heard from a panel of respected scientists outlining the overwhelming, and frankly terrifying evidence for man-made climate change, we'd like to now present a counter-point from the CEO of the non-profit organization 'Fuck Icebergs and Polar Bears.'"

All right there, Barney Fife. I'm sure Otis could be a mean drunk sometimes, but I wouldn't exactly call Mayberry indicative of the general prison experience.

Don't get me started. First, it was my Garden Gnomes getting swiped every blessed week. Now it seems like I can't even leave any of my Lana Del Rey tracks out overnight without some Young Ruffians coming along and remixin' 'em all up..

Dressing up like a giant Chiroptera to dispense vigilante justice outside the purview of law enforcement isn't legal either, but I'm pretty sure they still sell Batman merchandise.

To be fair to that mom, the fact that one of the pieces of kids' clothing was a "Hampton Blouse," complete with cum stains down the front, struck me as inappropriate for a toddler too.

Again, show me ANY type of evidence or admission by him as HIMSELF (and not the Snoop Dogg character) admitting to this and I'll delete my account, forever.

What? You mean the whole "We'd be happy to perform that abortion for you ma'am, but unfortunately out ultrasound has revealed you are, in fact, carrying the Second Coming of our Lord and Messiah, who also happens to be made of solid gold which could be all yours if you'd only give birth, so why not just go ahead and…

What if I had a story about a Jersey Mike's whose manager was a guy named Paul from Connecticut?

Anticipating this was mercilessly beat into my head

Also, "Don't be scared of anything I say, Be scared of me if I expose my vagina" doesn't exactly scan as a well thought out feminist message.