Yeah, hello? Oh, yeah, you wanna talk to the poultry inspector then? Oh, that's me!

Yeah, I have to think that if someone like Scarlett Johansson dressed her kid up as a young Woody Allen for Halloween, the reactions we'd be seeing wouldn't be "Oh How Adorable."

And if you do somehow wind up with Ebola?

Gotta say though, it's fucking impressive when blackface is the second most offensive thing about your Halloween costume. Maybe throw is some Ebola jokes for the "Sad, Unoriginal, Douchewad" Trifecta.

We joked about our relations being like a mild form of Fifty Shades of Grey

One time someone sarcastically implied my opinion would only "clutter up the comment section." That was 13 minutes ago, and I'm just barely getting over it.

The reason people are starting to stress about this, as opposed to just trusting the CDC as you suggest, is that every single precaution which we were told would supposedly make an outbreak impossible in the US has been shown to be so flawed and fucked-up as to be useless..

If you feel you need to justify this man's death somehow, to assign him some degree of blame in order to stave off any personal feelings of helplessness or subconscious fear of an uncertain, uncaring, arbitrary universe, have at it I guess.

Might want to rethink your opinions, there. Unless you do mean to imply that the 4,000+ West Africans that have already died from this disease are also "a little responsible" for their own deaths.

From the sounds of the anonymous nurses' complaints in the press conference last night, the nurses treating Mr. Duncan were still on rotation, meaning they would treat him, disrobe, and then travel through the hospital treating other patients. So that's, um, an interesting choice.

What is this insane new rush to place all the blame for this solely on Mr. Duncan's supposed "lies"? Comments like this one are all over the Buzzfeed and HuffPost articles, with supposedly concerned people whinging about "All this just because one selfish man lied.." Even if Mr. Duncan had outright attempted to…

No, "Atonal Horseshit" was the side-project Ron Reyes formed after he left Black Flag, with members of Redd Kross and White Flag. They used to open for the Butthole Surfers and the Crucifucks.

To be fair, the way I've heard Rollins describe his diet currently seems to be a mixture of 10% take-out, and 90% protein powder, so maybe Henry was just eating that dog food by choice.

What? You're telling me the man responsible for penning such odes to feminism and gender relations such as "Jealous Again" and "Slip it In" might, in fact, have anger and control issues, especially in regards to per-pubescent girls? I refuse to believe it.

I'm beginning to get the impression that a lot of people become vegans because of their overwhelming desire for giant portions of word salad.

And the more we learn about plant biology, the more we realize that it's the jerks who callously eat defenseless plants that have gotten it wrong.

I DIDN'T MEAN FOR HER TO KILL IT! I-I JUST WANTED IT TO BE QUIET! I-IT WAS A BABY!! SHE SMOTHERED HER OWN BABY!!!

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