Hipster Ariel would be sure to inform you that, much like his effect on the burgeoning rock and roll scene, Chuck Berry's influence is still reverberating today.

*Googles "Credit Card Data Breach Statistics"*

The Perfect Strangers/Over the Top crossover reboot has been postponed indefinitely until we are able to re-cast the role of Bronson Pinchot...

After consulting this app I feel finally feel confident in saying "No more 1966. Lets splurge! Bring us some fresh wine! The freshest you've got – this year! No more of this old stuff!"

Apparently, Decker's response to the question "when was the last time your son was fed" was something along the lines of "I dunno."

When it comes to "Ls" in Colin Farrell's first name, there is only one, and its name is "L."

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The only thing I'll even willingly admit here is 4 close friends and I were all engaged in various conflagrations of sexual congress, in the living room, when my roommate came home. He was quite taken aback, and also slightly annoyed, as he had just purchased the furniture we were all fucking on earlier that very…

Look, I understand the need to make smart-ass, pedantic remarks in order to elevate your self-image to "insightful contrarian." Hell, in this over-saturated, fully-mediated society we find ourselves in, disagreeing with a stranger on the internet about word-usage is probably the only chance we'll have to feel like…

I get the feeling you have a different understanding of what a lot of words mean, and also an overwhelming desire to share these brilliant insights with the rest of humanity.

Any purveyor of Steampunk accoutrements...

I'd say it was an homage, but that dude doesn't really look like a huge fan of mid70s comedy periodicals.

Yes, that's what we need in this country.. poor people being forced to capitulate to the insane whims of lunatics with money just to have access to running water. Maybe next we could pay the electrical bill of whatever poor person takes the highest voltage taser shock.

Yep. A friend had a red copy. Mine was just regular cassette color for some reason. Maybe I got it from BMG Music Club? And looking it up, I now realize I also had the Hi-Tek3 "Spin That Wheel" cassingle, which might have been a give-away from Pizza Hut if I remember correctly. I know there was obviously some…

Goddammit! This Ends Here!

If this video serves to instill in the next generation an "ironic" appreciation of Vanilla Ice's Ninja Rap, GOD HELP US ALL!

Oh, man, you're blowing my mind right now.. Ok, maybe we better just eat all the ice cream to be on the safe side.

Whoa, man.. heavy. It's like.. why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways, right?

Yeah, well, suppose that mutant turtle that you so callously "terminated" was the turtle that was going to grow up and find the cure for cancer?!

I've never seen anyone standing outside the windows of those news broadcasts and not been ashamed for them. Like, this is what you want to do with your day? Absentmindedly stand around on the street for long stretches of time, only to start enthusiastically cheering and clapping when the camera light shines on you? …