I know. I was strangely a huge Murphy Brown fan at the time too, mostly because we couldn't afford cable growing up, so all we could watch was a fuzzy signal from the one local channel, which happened to be a CBS affiliate. I probably saw every episode from the first few years at least. So I probably would've been…

Yeah, that cemented my political leanings for life, I think. "Oh, Republicans are the ones who tried to tell my mom she's an inferior person? Guess I know what I'm not."

One subtle thing that occurred to me recently about Obama's presidency is that he is (at least partially) the product of a single-parent childhood. This may seem like a minor barrier to cross in comparison to his race, but as the only child of a single mother, to me it seems like an important detail. I never really…

Sounds good. Just fax me over the results of your Myers-Briggs test so I can properly vet our compatibility.

I think I may have discovered the source of your confusion.

This thread is the least sexy phone sex I've ever heard.

Bowl cuts and hair gel... if you told me the brand of gel was L.A. Looks, I would seriously assume we had time-skipped all the way back to 1989.

Yeah, I would strongly encourage everyone to avoid the bowl cut at all costs. Unless the look you're going for is "Albino Penis in Pilgrim Costume."

That sounds more like narcolepsy than introversion.

Sounds more like Hobbes than Shakespeare to me : The penis of Drake - solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short

I guess now you'll just have to admit to them that "Myers-Briggs Introvert" is just a euphemism for "Masturbation Enthusiast."

I see personality quizzes the same way I see astronomy: gazing out into an unknowably vast darkness and realizing with slowly spreading terror that the very same infinite nothingness is reflected back upon your very soul.

That's it! You drove me to this...

"Jezebel is the king..." AHEM. I believe you meant "queen" you patriarchal, gender-normalizing misogynist.

My reaction to season 2 was that it was like M. Night Shyamalan directing the music video for Nine Inch Nails "Closer." Its all just spooky atmospherics and pseudo-avant garde "edginess" coupled with the dumbest goddam plot twists I've ever seen in my life. The episodes of season 3 I actually made it through were…

I think the official football terminology for abortion is "intentional grounding."

Yeah, best case scenario with a replay is you can get a call reversed. I'm not sure its biologically possible to "reverse" an abortion.

I did my part - I recommended a post about someone who updated their Facebook status. Now people will be aware that I am supportive of people who are opposed to rape.

I'm not sure I agree 4chan isn't a monolith. When I first started using the internet I was but a lowly ape, but after I touched the inexplicable monolith that is 4chan I suddenly began smashing up my enemies with a primitive bone tool.

Christ, let's not bring Jesus into this.