Nope. Funnily enough, I ran into him a few years after, and we could carry on as if nothing major had happened. He was actually a decent guy, but youth and booze and close quarters can lead to some volatile situations.

Maybe they're just big fans of moving diagonally?

I knew something was up when I saw the signage on my neighborhood church changed to "The Blessed Heart of Nice Guys' House of M'Ladies"

Seriously. The 10-or-so hours I dedicated to watching True Detective or the Fargo miniseries were way more enjoyable and rewarding than any Peter Jackson bloatfest or endlessly reiterated superhero bullshit. And if the 90-minute "In the Woods" episode of Louie had been released as a feature film, it would've been up…

Ignoring the handful of drug-dealers I've lived with, who were all actually quite nice people and whose only detriment was the steady influx of drug-purchasers, my worst roommate story was from my first ever apartment. It was a 3-bedroom walk-up above a storefront, in a horribly laid-out brick building with no…

Nope. She doesn't have a good point. Neither do you. The only point you have is "If that isn't sexism, I don't know what is." It's not sexism, and you obviously don't know what is.

I know, I know... it's actually the motion of the cape that attracts them. But it does show the depth of the psychological conditioning to color that's at the heart of this study.

Women like Megyn Kelly, who spout insane regressive drivel that only serves to harm their own gender in return for a paycheck, make you realize why Dante dedicated the lowest circle of Hell to the traitorous.

I've always avoided women in red for the simple fact that I am terrified of being trampled by an enraged bull.

Really, any evidence to the contrary? Okay, how about a very public occasion where a bunch of men (The Sports) talked about this one incident where a man had apparently cut of a woman's vaginis. And they were laughing. Them, and the audience. This is funny.(?!?)

Goddam inflation! I remember $3 a hit when I first started taking acid. It was still averaging $5 by the time I tapered off. Also, I may have once accidentally taken 3 hits of LSD in the morning after getting off of a night shift at a 24-hour Subway I worked at at the time. I was still tripping relatively hard…

I went to their website to check this out and accidentally wound up ordering an arrangement called "The Paula." Now my first girlfriend from high school is set to receive one dozen roses delivered to her door every single day for the next 6 years, brought by a drunken man in a tuxedo crying "C'mon, baby, please! You…

Surely you'll admit there's a difference between being tried and convicted in a court of law, and publicly hanged in an attempt at vigilante justice? Or are you just suggesting we lynch the non-black perpetrators?

I know your intentions are noble(?), but maybe let's not start suggesting we lynch black teenagers.

McConaughey was so fucking good in True Detective that I think he should've gotten separate nominations just for the different iterations of Rust he played. I've never seen someone act out a 20 year timeline of a character with such a dramatic, yet utterly believable, progression.

That kind of reinforces my point though. Would any sane person attempt to judge Fargo by the same criteria as Brooklyn-99 or Modern Family? Maybe the breakdown should be between traditional 30 minute sitcoms and expand to a pool of 10 hour-long dramedies? (all though I hate that word, so made just a "long-format"…

But Fargo is intended to be an anthology series, same as AHS and TD. Allison Tolman may even be returning as the same character. The whole categorical split seems completely arbitrary.

Oh really? You're saying that hypothetically changing the gender of someone and pretending that that somehow changes the response to their actions, despite any evidence to the contrary, doesn't make sense? Maybe you'll remember that the next time you feel like marching in somewhere with your "GAWD, if it was a man…

Yeah, why is Treme, which is in its 4th season with continual characters and plotlines, a miniseries, but the one-off season of True Detective a series? And the one-off season of Fargo is a miniseries? I am confusion.

I think the television being made today is starting to render these categories useless. I laughed way more often at the "drama" Fargo than at the "comedy" OITNB. And Louie had probably the best season of television I've ever seen this year, but whatever it was, I wouldn't call it comedy.