Man the reaction to this comment if the genders were reversed. OH MY GOD SUCH A FEMINIST, THROW HER A PARADE! JESUS.

It does seem almost paranormal, doesn't it? It's strange.. I spent so many years of my life shunning the superstitious and mystical, and absorbing myself with the scientific and rational, yet the more I learn of neuroscience and astronomy and quantum physics, the more similarities I see between the two.

According to the latest Radiolab podcast, shocking yourself with a 9volt battery is possibly the best way to stimulate higher level cognitive function, so maybe those dudes you dismissed were on to something.

Ok, I'll admit it.. I was being slightly fecestious.

I imagine the whole consciousness-transfer thingy is going to be pretty time-sensitive and complicated, but if someone's got the wherewithal to get a quick poke in my neck-hole or whatever without disturbing the robot doctors, fine by me.

When I die I plan on having my head removed, advanced circuitry hooked up to my brain stem, and being shot into space in a rocket so I can float through the cosmos, observing an infinity of things with my cybernetic consciousness. If some chump down on Earth wants to fuck what's left of my torso, have at it.

Gah! Why don't they just go ahead and call themselves Crapitat for Pewwwmanity?

I always ask for a running tally of exactly how many bowel movements were excreted by the previous tenant. I like to rotate toilets every 10,000 craps.

I'm not sure I agree that the Rakoff selection you quoted is a very good demonstration of "the privilege of experiencing a fairly honest relationship with the person [h]e had put in charge of [his] mental healthcare." Isn't he basically saying his entire outward persona was a facade that not even his therapist could…

Maybe you could even roll a few of these SCROTUS decisions into one protest. Gather outside your nearest Hobby Lobby with a bunch of anti-abortion protest signs, as repulsive as you can find, and start screaming at every single person that walks in the door that they're going to burn in hell for their "choice" to…

Ah, yes.. as the great princess herself was heard to remark: "Let Them Clean Shit."

So by that logic, why don't you just take a huge shit on the floor and then use it to smear out the message "I don't care for this place too much!"? I mean, its not like its extra work or anything, they'd have to clean up anyway.

Hmm. I just did a google search, and based on the image results alone I would prefer to not see: Jen Dent.

"Middle-aged Vine Star"

I mean, picturing the act itself is pretty gross, considering I'm not attracted to corpses, but why would someone humping a pile of dead meat be that objectionable, considering the next step would be encasing that same body in a box and lighting it on fire?

Yeah, why can't there be more real-ass men around, men who use acronyms like "Smh" and comment on internet boards with l33tspeak usernames?

Allow me to offer a rebuttal: Not Good. Or at the very least: Irrelevant.

Don't bog yourself down trying to figure out how this "fixes" anything. This is state-sponsored feel-goodery which only creates the illusion of justice without anyone having to do anything of substance about the underlying problem. Its the equivalent of the Oakland PD spamming your facebook feed with slacktivist…

I believe you have misconstrued at least several aspects of my comment, from its impetus to its intended target, as well as various waypoints in between.

Is that a jucy lucy on a fucking whole-grain bun? Look, I'm totally cool with non-binary human beings, but non-binary burger conveyances are a step too far..