Same with Virtual Eddie.

Awww! Congrats to you! I am kind of coming round to these two crazy kids. It sure looked like they had 'the chemistry' a couple of years ago, so they have already outlasted the vast majority of relationships ever, in a way, by still being into each other now :) 

Saw her across a hallway at college, and a voice said, “You’re going to marry her.”

Man, I’d do it too if I wasn’t such a chickenshit. I wear glasses daily and occasionally contacts (usually in the weekends or when I’m on the bike; I don’t like wearing glasses under the helmet.). For contacts I use the disposable type, the kind you wear for a day and then toss out. They’re good for what I use them…

Eye see what you did there... +1

She said she wanted a “sophisticated gentlemen,”

Much as I hate to credit Sanders with anything, this is an amazing use of doublespeak. Completely meaningless phrases coupled with the assertion that what is happening (injecting stability) is actually the opposite of what is really happening (haphazard, un-coordinated, attempts at diplomacy).

Admittedly way down the ladder of concern, I’ll note that the one closest to Marmalade Mao has a Harley-Davidson patch on, which they are supposed to be boycotting, because of, I dunno, reasons. Like Harley wanting to stay in business in the face of ruinous tariffs.

Our competitors?!? This is why business people shouldn’t run things. 

“worked the phone”

jayzus

Omg this giffffffff 👌❤️

“...they got us working in shifts!"

I don’t think everyone does know it’s a complicated issue. Hence the stance that women should always report it and the confusion around why they don’t and the accusation that they are lying if they tell about something that happened in the past that they did not then report.

A complicated issue is putting it mildly. There are infinite reasons one might not report their abuse.

Im so confused by Lindsay’s whole statement. Wasn’t she in a relationship where the guy was photographed attacking her after she threw his phone out of the car and then she bitched about how nobody reported on her being in an abusive relationship or wanted to help her? 

Nah. To be honest, the left will be just fine. At least a jackass who was encouraging conflict and spreading lies -- sometimes literally selling snake oil -- is losing his voice and his inane money spigot.

Uhh, OF COURSE you should. Frankly, I am surprised publicists don’t all do this already. When I was in freaking high school I was smart enough to realize that posting drunk pictures of myself on Facebook could have negative consequences... And I was a fucking dumbass in high school! If dipshit Zukka could figure that…

Is it sad that when I watch this gif all I can think about is how today they would have photoshopped her waist in SO much.

MIS-MATCH!!

Should I pass down any beauty related wisdom, let it be that.