Words to live by. This need to be plastered up on billboards for all of eternity.

Are we related? My grandmother said the exact same thing to me.

A wise woman your grandmother.

FUCK NO. My eyebrows were thick before they were in and they are going to stay that way. I pluck what have to to keep them neat. That is it. That will always be it. I have VERY Strong Feelings on this matter. End of Rant.

Don’t forget the buckets and buckets of KFC!

Every time I set foot in that building, I felt like I was passing through the colon of a creature made of weatherbeaten prosciutto.

Look, there’s a reason we call him Pratt, ok?

Re: Lena Dunham

This, right here: “It’s hard to ignore a pile of shit when that shit is constantly floating at the top of every news site - but I can honestly say that I ignore them in terms of never watching their myriad stupid shows.”

I love this rant. Thanks! I have to cop to watching the first few episodes of those nitwits Paris and Nicole working on a farm or something and it was pretty funny. But it got old fast. 

preach. 

I didn’t mean to imply “oh, you must be fascinated by them or you would be ignoring them”. I don’t believe them at all. Just that we are all part of the problem down to the clicks we choose to make online. We provide positive reinforcement to Jezebel and others by the mere fact that we engaged.

LOL. Tell that to the people who are fascinated by them. Or the people who talk about them. Like you and me. :-) If we ignored them they would go away. Unfortunately, for every narcissist there are tons and tons of people will to actively reinforce their narcissism.

perfect gif is perfect.

new materials that will serve as a model for the footwear industry.

Nice to see that people are finally catching up to us rational people who didn’t have time for Kim Kardashian 10+ years ago.

I hate that people don’t realize how badass Nic is. 

a $15,000 coat “made from an ostrich,”

Hmm, this year’s crop of white tears is exceptional.

So bleak.