No, mistakes don’t always define us but they do tend to follow us around.

Even without the movies, were there not many strange deaths associated with the original tomb opening? I believe a curse was mentioned....

Not only did I read the article, but I also understand how Weight Watchers works and the basic addition necessary to keep track of points. I’m also aware of the fact that WW has been around long before apps and having WW keep track of your points is a new thing - it used to be your responsibility. My mother was a…

My toddler is very into “ice skating” right now, which means twirling on the linoleum in her socks. Can cosign this.

I have never lived in America, but I have to say, the rest of the world agrees with you. Mass shootings are seen as a routine thing in America. I’ve heard many people say they will never visit the country because of the risk of being shot. When people do visit, anxious friends and family warn them to watch out for…

As a university community member who is directly affected by this, I am of many, conflicting minds about this situation.

My money’s on a strangely light-skinned, white-haired mummy.

We find out it’s filled with grain and Ben Carson lets out a long, soporific, chuckle.

I live overseas, so I don’t follow politics from home as often as I did when I was there. However, after our recent election (I’m Canadian), I was sort of exposed to more online conversation about what’s happening. I could not and cannot believe this is a real thing. I guess part of me though the whole ‘Trump running…

(Sad Face) Next year, Mr L.!

As an expat I can sympathize and was grateful for the bird I was able to find this year even though it was 9.5 kg and had to go into my oven diagonally.

I appreciate Adele’s talent as much as the next person but I do not get the batshit craziness over this new song.

Maybe not with the jokes, assholes.

No, actually, marrying a father does make you a step-parent. Whether or not you’re a good one is another matter. Words actually mean specific things, even if we want them to have a deeper meaning than they really do.

I remember you, Erin Ryan, when you were just a wee little sproglet with a funny upside-down avatar and a way with words that no other Jezebel commenter could match. I remember you. I watched you grow and grow, and felt so much tender pride in your talent and shit-talking that you’d think they were my own fucking…

Same. I do this fairly often and I have it done to me quite a lot (I have a lot of unusual/distinct pieces). It’s awesome. After all most women know we dress mostly for each other and for ourselves so I love it when someone asks me about what I’m wearing.

I would like to know more.

Yes, she gives me $7,000 per post. It freaking rules.

Friday is meaningless to freelancers. :P