Exactly. They are constantly sleeping with their fans. Don’t insult anyone’s intelligence.

He just seems like the kind of guy who could really stink up a bathroom. Hard pass.

I cannot in good conscience star a picture of the only face more punchable than Ted Cruz, but I support your sentiment.

I can’t believe millihelen is over and Jane Marie is leaving (or worse, being pushed out). This is by far one of the best Jezebel’s sub-blog, I love, love Deep Cuts, the 24 hours Beauty Diaries, the mall makeovers stories, the talk about make-up and beauty routines, the tips and tricks...and of course the best part is…

What all those anti-choicers don’t seem to get is that if you make something illegal, it doesn’t mean people stop doing it. It just forces them into shadier situations in order to partake. I mean, people haven’t exactly stopped taking drugs despite the war on drugs and heavy propaganda against them. You really think…

I live in San Antonio and we have the closest clinics to a lot of women living in the valley but it is a poor part of Texas and in Texas you can’t get same day abortion, you have to be counseled, and you can’t drive yourself afterwards so it’s really hard for a lot of women to even make it work logistically. Plus,…

If they take away my Monday morning BCO, I will beat someone with my monogrammed thermos.

mass layoffs at gawker and jezebel http://www.theawl.com/2015/11/accoun…

Just look up the photograph of Gerri Santoro and read her story. That is what they want to bring us back to. If I had it all to do over again, I’d go to med school, become a gynecological surgeon, and perform abortions. In my next life, maybe. This is a service that women NEED.

Jesus. Both Charlie Sheen and Justin Bieber on Today? That’s the douchebag motherlode. The douchebag hoard of Smaug. The douchebag event horizon. The douchebag Gotterdammerung.

Kim Kardashian said North West’s birth was “the most painful experience” of her life.

You know what they say about pots and kettles, though.

The Oxford English Dictionary’s has two possibilities that make sense: the more common phrase “worth one’s salt” and an alternate definition for salt being “[t]aken as a type of a necessary adjunct to food, and hence as a symbol of hospitality.”

“Earlier this year, good guys did indeed avert an attack aboard a Paris train: three Americans, including two off-duty members of the U.S. Armed Forces.”

It means non sailor land locked types....

From what I gather from the young’uns on tumblr, “salty” means sort of sarcastic and aggressive, so I assume a saltless person is someone who isn’t interested in starting drama.

Saltless was exactly the adjective that left me scratching my head. Urban Dictionary doesn’t have it even. Google did helpfully include the “without flavor, insipid” details though. Interesting use of words, I guess.

I feel extreamly thirsty just looking at this picture. Thanks.