Yeah, when high powered specialists in celebrity divorce and child custody battles start walking away, it’s not a good sign.

Said the same thing! The “I’m not a...but” combo is trouble, unless it’s something like “I’m not usually a fan of raw fish but this sashimi is delicious!”

“I’m going to really hate myself for saying this, but...” is usually your own personal warning signal that you probably shouldn’t say that thing you are about to say.

I still can’t believe he died.

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Re: Brooklyn Decker’s new company.
Amy Heckerling invented something similar already in Clueless. This technology is over 20 years old.

What a strange first brow grooming experience. :/

That was my grandmother’s era, and she knew what the consequences of overplucking and shaving were. It sounds stupid, but I really am grateful for that little nugget of advice.
I think that when we’re young, we really can’t imagine that the hair we shave off or pluck might not grow back.

We are probably related.

It was the arches that my grandmother especially liked. Never give up naturally occurring arches.

This is the way forward. Always.

I don’t know about ‘wise,’ but the woman knew eyebrows.

My eyebrows are perfectly shaped forehead forests. Always were, always will be. My grandmother, a 1930s Hollywood chorus girl (true) told me when I was a little girl that I had perfect eyebrows and though it was acceptable to clean up and shape them, I must never, never (never!) overpluck or shave them. (True. I was…

Hope dies last.

So I guess this is the part where we realize that only Bobby Finger and Dirt Bag are done with the Kardashians, and not the rest of Jezebel? Pity.

Between watching Fox perform for him, tweeting about Fox talking about him, and watching himself perform for himself, it must be hard to make time to cram in hamburgers, play golf, and bring the free world crashing down around us.
How does he do it?!

As a lifelong person who stops for people in distress, fuck this asshole - and especially fuck him for trying to act like he gave a fuck once it dawned on him that he was exposing his true self on camera.
Treat others as you would have them treat you - and also, as you would want them to treat beloved family members…

So, an ironically-worn Jesus T-shirt. Also immediately self-disqualifying.

I don’t think he’s ever made the top of the list, but he’s usually ON the list.

Thank you, Chris Pratt, for voluntarily removing yourself from the debate on which Chris is best.