I think there are a lot of others up there already to keep him company.

This is me and my buddy laughing at Twin Trolls Trump and Thiel.

Okay, I know it can sound silly from Halle Berry or Charlize Theron to say they are too pretty to be taken seriously and it’s fun to mock them, BUT:

This is such an awful and sad story.
My kid was assaulted on her campus in the UK during her first year - and it was a matter for the police, not the university. The perpetrator was caught, tried, convicted and sentenced. She was offered counseling, and had visits from female police officers to support her in coping.…

I’ll tell you what really made me feel good, the audience was saying ‘let him speak, let him speak. The audience was so great. And these are mostly African-American people, phenomenal people, and they want to see change.

It’s nice to see two industries that have a huge environmental impact on land and air duking it out over liquid hegemony instead of figuring out how to make their production processes better from beginning to end.
I’m completely milk agnostic, but the dairy and dairy substitute industries kind of annoy me with their…

You mean the one in the cap, right?

Great. So now we can segue straight from worrying about Obama being assassinated by racist assoholes to Clinton being assassinated by sexist assholes.
Tell me again how that basket of deplorables comment of hers was wrong in any way, shape or form.

I’d feel the same way about anyone looking that giddy at a political rally. And the people around her look positively euphoric, too.
I mean, I get what you’re saying re: this pic. But Trump is, objectively, horrible and it’s a constant shock to see images of people looking so thrilled to be in such close proximity to…

Well, don’t forget you have to cut the checks and approve all household expenditures. I mean, there’s that.

On an unrelated note, what the hell is up with these crazed-looking Trump fanatics? There are so many meet-and-greet shots like this. He’s hardly the Second Coming, he ain’t gonna cure what ails you, and it’s not like he’s one of the Fab Four. The baby’s the only one who gets it. Get a grip, people.

“There’s a lot of women out there that demand that the husband act like the wife...”

“permanent infected haemorrhoids”

Obligatory.

Wait, is your Oma also my grandmother in San Diego? Because that’s the kind of stunt she would have pulled.
We once missed my (solo) flight back home to start school because she mixed the days up and took me to the track to bet the ponies instead (kids under 10, according to her, had a gift for placing bets).

You feel better about eating the worms?!

(Kevin Ewing) has been declared brain dead.

Ew.

Agreed. Even if he thought it was for real, it probably wasn’t. As evidenced by his poor aim.

Meh. Sounds like he only had one thing to do right, and he fucked it up.