Sure, this asshole’s vicious aim was great when it came to torturing and killing his own wife, but he couldn’t aim straight at his own head? Coward.

it only punishes douchebaggery - it doesn’t prevent it occurring in the first place

...said no one, I guess.

What an inspiring and elegant ode to the political process, not to mention loyalty to one’s home town, exemplary behavior in a public forum and the stellar personal integrity and grit we all hope to see in our fellow citizens, especially those running for public office.

I knew a young guy who only liked to sleep with virgins because then he knew they wouldn’t have anyone to whom he could be compared.

“I’m thankful for my body, but I didn’t want to exploit it,” Marla offers. “How would I ever be taken seriously?”

Hillary Clinton is ghosting on Jezebel.

Me, too. Have some whisky, I’ve got a second flask.

Public school in France is a topic worth a long discussion, but if you stay here, future kids will be fine. Primary school in particular is nice, and scheduled around working parents. Secondary can be a bit daunting, culture-wise, but man they come out with a decent education in everything from math to philosophy and…

This is spot on.

My kid went to a good public school (in France). The private schools in our area, all offering the International Baccalaureate among other secondary degrees, call her school the ‘ghetto school.’ (I should mention that all the schools here, public and private alike, are very diverse).
Why the ‘ghetto’ moniker? Well,…

“Yard work.”

I’m not gonna lie, they do look similar. But SE is 6', while SC is 5'5". So there’s that.

Picture it: Spring, 1999. You have 90 minutes to spare on a Saturday afternoon. What do you put in the VCR?

For the sake of being thorough. Scott Eastwood:

Some say it’s the smile. But it’s not only the smile.

Yes, he’s probably good at that. Among other things.

First of all: Every one of those guys - except Eastwood - has a pretty good reputation for being okay, and many have worked on other long-ish franchises - leading me to think they aren’t pains to work with because otherwise who would hire them again.

Dat Depp pelt is no mohawk. Dis a mohawk (restrained version):

Johnny Depp’s new haircut is..........................