They're the lightning bolts from the thunderbird tattoo. You people are hilarious

Well.....

You know he's doing a cartoon voice right? And the accent stereotypical because that's what a lot of Indian people sound like. Are you really going to push the outrage envelope to this level of crybaby pussydom?

And this is why no one in their right mind doesn't know that the NBA is dirty. Stern honestly believes that Crawford belongs anywhere near an NBA arena and that there is no question of Crawford's impartiality toward the two teams? I don't care much for Lebron but he clearly got hosed against the Pacers in the game…

*awaits Jezebelian invasion and rampage*

Sterling Archer disagrees with you. Damned ol' gators turn up in the weirdest places

I'm a white male and I can guaran-fuckin-tee you I can smoke weed with the best of them and am rarely, if ever, not in possession. In fact most of the serious lifters at the gym my wife and I own smoke regularly. Usually after lifting (if you've done it right) you're likely to be a little nauseated yet still in need…

I love you

But I'm not from, nor do I live, in San Antonio

Haterade? Are you a 12 year old or just Greg's troll account?

Dunk video and a t-shirt is not funny or interesting. And Greg's effort has been getting worse and worse over the last couple of weeks. Yes, clearly he is not an actual writer, but still

What does that have to do with lazy articles?

yeah, she's really........tall.

Did you really just drop a Chili Peppers line? I'm going back to bed

A grammatical error by a pretentious writer trying to sound intelligent.

The difference is that SA is an actual nice town that's being ridiculed for being "too good and low key" whereas Detroit is a festering shithole that looks more like a demilitarized zone than an actual city. Detroit's sister city should be Mogadishu

I don't think most Deadspin writers actually watch sports

"any part of that job was Dennis Rodman, until Pop ran him off to win titles in Chicago — an improvement, Rodman wrote, over "that white-ass, conservative-ass city" in south Texas."

San Antonio is a great city.

I usually like your articles Greg and this was fun for about 2 seconds but between this and the "Jason Collins: Gay guy, shitty basketball player, walks in gay parade" breaking story, it seems like you're just posting random shit to get your quota met this weekend or something.