That sounds rough. But I have heard that the hardest part of skateboarding is telling your parents your gay.

Lindy West? Wait, nevermind, she's never been under 3 bills in her life

Jesus christ. Really?

He has to look fit though. Hell, would you cast Lindy West as Wonder Woman?

Oh man, I mean just look at this sheepish tortured soul. What a fucking douche. Shove yourself up Lindy West's saturated fat shitting hole.

Lol, did you see the opposing players immediately start whining to others? Why are soccer players insistent on being such pussies?

Ordinarily I'd agree with you, but then I remember that things like Facebook exist and actually have people over 14 as members

Yet Jezzies will get mad when rapists put up a site rating their victims ability to struggle. Double standards!

Not a crush on a Jezebel. Someone wants to see all the writers and commenters on Jezebel crushed into a big amorphous blob of goo. Except Lindy West, she's already there.

A cold shower is not "practically waterboarding."

Sounds like you got yourself a manipulative fucking brat there. So basically she already has a head start on being a full grown functioning woman!

Look at the tits on that blonde one. Good lord

I mean, all of that shit is drilled into them from the time their babies. If anything a lot of them may feel lucky to be getting back to North Korea alive after their foray out of the country. Who knows what they tell these guys.

At this point it's just noise. It's like posting the blog equivalent of white noise on a TV.

"El Tri's hostile fans are known for throwing bags of piss and shit and whatever else they can get their hands on..."

Ok, someone is going to have to explain what the fuck this new "ratchet" bullshit means.

I don't even speak Spanish and I prefer the Mexican channel's fellow's call.

Holy fuck, DoucheGrier hands out a B?????? What fucking world are we living in???

Had he bunted or foul tipped it, the rosin would've still come off the ball and the catcher likely would've watched to see where it went too.

If I were Jewish I would demand that a team be renamed the NY Fightin' Jews.